A durable everyday tote that speaks with dry humor and quiet confidence. The charcoal-gray surface carries bold cream lettering: a short, blunt message that reads like an inside joke for people who appreciate ironic stoicism. It’s lightweight but sturdy — roomy boxed corners and reinforced handle stitching mean this tote carries groceries, books, or a laptop with no fuss. The matte finish and clean typography give it a modern, minimalist edge that pairs easily with layered streetwear or practical commuter gear. Use it for market runs, campus days, or as a flat, low-key statement piece when you want your bag to do the talking.

Product features
- 100% polyester medium-weight body (6.49 oz/yd²) — durable and quick-drying
- Reinforced double-row stitching on handles for added strength
- Boxed corners for extra carrying room and structured shape
- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; five handle color options
- Available in three sizes; size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.