This roomy tote carries more than groceries — it carries attitude. A soft slate-gray canvas is printed with bold, vintage-inspired lettering that reads “TOO OLD FOR THIS NONSENSE.” The slightly distressed type and creamy ink give a retro, tongue-in-cheek vibe that speaks to anyone who values blunt honesty and quiet humor. Sturdy box corners and reinforced handle stitching mean it stands up to daily errands, library runs, and market hauls. Lightweight polyester with an inner laminate keeps the shape and makes it easy to wipe clean. Choose a handle color to match your look and pick the size that fits your daily load: from slim essentials to full-on carryall. This tote slides easily into everyday life — the kind of bag that starts a smile at the checkout line or a knowing nod over coffee.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body (200 g/m²) — holds shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double-row stitching on handles for stronger carrying capacity
- Boxed corners for added interior space and structured silhouette
- Non-woven laminated interior for durability and easy cleaning
- Available in 3 sizes with 5 handle color options; slight size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.