This relaxed tank carries a dry, humorous message: “Too Old For This Nonsense” printed in a bold vintage type on a solid dark background. It feels like the sort of casual, no-nonsense piece you reach for when you want to be comfortable but still say something—sharp, wry, and low-effort. The medium-weight cotton drapes naturally, the ribbed collar keeps its shape, and the reinforced hem stands up to frequent wear. Wear it alone on hot days, layer it under an open flannel, or bring it to backyard gatherings and lazy weekends when sarcasm and ease are in the air. It’s a wearable shrug—equal parts comfort and personality—for anyone who prefers blunt honesty over small talk.

Product features
- 100% cotton in solid colors (some heathers and neons blended with polyester)
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for structure and breathability
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches and returns for a reliable fit
- Double-needle bottom hem for added durability
- Classic fit with a tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5200, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean