Kick back with a shirt that wears its dark humor loud and proud. This relaxed-fit tee shows a laid‑back skeleton surrounded by late-night clutter and glowing phone screens, the bold headline reading “Too Dead To Reply.” It reads like a note to the world: you’re present but checked out — more into riffs, riffs of solitude, and slow evenings than the constant ping. The heavyweight cotton holds vibrant DTG/DTF prints with crisp detail, so the illustrated shadows and warm highlights stay striking wash after wash. Wear it to low-key shows, midnight drives, or when you need clothing that matches a dry, wry mood. The crew neckline and classic cut make it easy to slip on with a worn jacket or your favorite jeans, while the breathable, OEKO‑TEX certified cotton keeps comfort honest through long nights.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for durable, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork—crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO‑TEX certified, tear‑away label, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean