A soft, sturdy cotton tee that speaks with dry humor. The vintage-style print shows a melancholic sun lounging in a deck chair beside a bottle of sunscreen, captioned “Sunscreen can’t protect me from existential dread.” It sits centered on a classic crew shirt with a relaxed, boxy cut — an easy layer for coffee runs, late-night walks, or low-key meetups. The textured print and muted palette give the design a lived-in, retro feel that pairs well with worn denim, oversized jackets, or pajama bottoms when you’re staying in. Comfortable enough for everyday wear, this shirt is for people who want to wear a small, honest joke about the human condition without yelling it from the rooftops.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork ensuring crisp detail
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for itch-free wear and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean