Pull the hood up, zip into a quiet moment, and let a little dry humor do the talking. This heavyweight hoodie carries a clean, bold statement across the chest — short, smart, and a touch sardonic — that fits days when you want to be warm, seen, and unbothered. The soft, resilient cotton-poly blend holds its shape and print after wash, while the roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood keep you comfortable through commutes, late-night coding sessions, or slow coffee breaks. It’s a low-key staple for someone who reads the room and still says what they mean.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood with roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF/DTG printed graphics with embroidery options for chest or wrists
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and compliance with safety standards

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean