A laid-back black tee that speaks for you without saying much. The front shows a grumpy, goblin-like character with crossed arms and the caption “MENTALLY MIFF ELSEWHERE.” It’s a slice of dry humor — a wearable shrug for those days you’re present but checked out. The soft, midweight cotton drapes easily and keeps the graphic sharp thanks to high-quality printing. Wear it on coffee runs, low-key meetups, or when you’d rather be anywhere but here — it settles into everyday life like a private joke with anyone who gets the vibe.

Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) — 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams to reduce waste and give a clean silhouette
- Durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and meets safety/chemical standards

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean