This roomy tote carries a wry little attitude wherever you go. Built from sturdy polyester with boxed corners and reinforced handle stitching, it holds everyday clutter without sagging. The front shows a grumpy, cartoon fox and the bold phrase “Mentally Miff Elsewhere,” a dry, relatable shrug for anyone who’s present but checked out. The matte gray background keeps the design grounded while the black inner stitching and choice of handle colors let you personalize the look. Use it for errands, work bits, or when you want a low-key, humorous signal to strangers that your head’s somewhere else.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body — medium-weight (200 g/m²) that keeps shape and dries quickly.
- Reinforced handle stitching with boxed corners for extra carrying room and long-term use.
- Seamless thread color and black inner lining for a clean, finished appearance.
- Non-woven laminate interior and cotton handle; available in three sizes with one large storage compartment.
- Five handle color options; size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm).

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.