Slide into the kind of hoodie that speaks before you do. This medium-heavy cotton-poly blend holds its shape and warmth while the classic fit and kangaroo pocket make it a go-to for slow mornings, late-night runs to the grocery, or backyard firepit hangs. The front block text reads with dry humor—quiet, unapologetic, and a little world-weary—so you can wear your mood without saying a word. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give a finished, grown-up look that pairs as well with jeans as it does with sweatpants. Built to last and ethically sourced, it ages into a familiar favorite rather than fading away.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- Print and embroidery options (DTF/DTG) for sleeve, wrist, chest, and inner-neck details
- Classic fit with tear-away label; meets safety and environmental compliance standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as neededEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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