This relaxed classic tee carries a dry, wry message for people who find calm in slow connections. The soft, midweight cotton sits easy on the shoulders while the bold, slightly faded chest print reads “DEAD INTERNET ENJOYER” in an off-white, vintage-inspired type — understated but unmistakable. Wear it when you want to signal ironic detachment from online noise, during low‑key meetups, or while wandering offline spaces. The square, roomy cut layers well over shirts or stands alone as a statement piece. Thoughtful details — a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for durability, and a tear‑away label for itch-free wear — make this more than a slogan: it’s a lived-in favorite you’ll reach for again and again.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton midweight fabric (180 g/m²) for year‑round comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long wear
- Dual printing methods for crisp chest text and clean sleeve/inner neck prints
- Tear‑away label and Oeko‑Tex certified materials for comfortable, safe wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean