This heavyweight hoodie wraps you in quiet, cozy darkness while speaking a sly, relatable truth. A detailed, moody illustration sits centered on the chest: a weary skeleton hunched at a glowing screen, surrounded by empty mugs, neon signs, and late-night clutter. Above it, distressed lettering reads “Dead Inside, Still Online,” blending dark humor with a lived-in, night-owl vibe. The pullover’s roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it an easy layer for chilly commutes, midnight streams, and low-energy days at home. It feels worn-in and private — the kind of hoodie you reach for when you want comfort with an honest, slightly sarcastic statement.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth, softness, and reduced shrinking
- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner fit and less fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and spacious kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG printed artwork with optional embroidery placement
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric weight for cozy structure and durability

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean