Soft, warm, and quietly declarative — this hoodie says what you live without shouting. The mid-weight cotton/poly blend hugs the body on cooler days, while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord keep chill out and comfort in. “CHRONICALLY ONLINE” sits across the chest in clean, understated lettering that reads like an inside joke to late-night browsers, remote workers, and forum dwellers. Wear it during long work-from-home sessions, coffee-shop coding sprints, or slow mornings when the world waits while you scroll. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and phones close. Subtle, durable printing and optional embroidery choices mean this piece will age into a favorite rather than fade into the back of your closet.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly mid-weight (8.0 oz) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, clean look
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and adjustable fit
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and storage; tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printed chest and optional embroidery; compliant and ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean