This relaxed cotton tee carries a dry, sun-avoidant sense of humor — a low-key statement piece for people who prefer shade, books, and slow afternoons over crowded sand and loud umbrellas. The front art shows a sunned-out creature lounging in a chair with the line “BEACH? NO THANKS.” and a cheeky subline about burning fast and trusting slow. Printed with crisp DTF and DTG techniques on a durable Gildan medium-weight shirt, the design sits on a soft black backdrop for high contrast and vintage warmth. The cut is classic and roomy, with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label for itch-free wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean the tee feels good and is made with care — great for slow-paced days, easy weekends, or gifting to the introvert who prefers shade over sand.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for lasting shape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar and tear-away label for comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for detailed sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork — crisp, durable prints
- OEKO-TEX certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean