A sturdy everyday tote that speaks with quiet humor. Heavy-duty polyester holds its shape and carries groceries, books, or workday essentials without sagging. The muted slate canvas is stamped with a bold, tongue-in-cheek message in soft, diffused type—an ironic nudge that lands as a wink among friends. Boxed corners create extra room, while reinforced handles and black inner stitching mean this bag takes daily use in stride. Choose from five handle colors to match your mood or outfit. Use it for commutes, weekend market runs, or as a conversation-starting carryall when meeting friends for coffee or a casual night out.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body (200 g/m²) that retains shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced handle stitching for extra strength and longevity
- Boxed corners for increased internal capacity and structure
- Black inner stitching with transparent hems and five handle color options
- Non-woven laminate interior and single large storage compartment; available in three sizes (size tolerance ±0.75")

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.