Slip into a hoodie that speaks in plain, funny truth. The bold, block-letter text on the chest — “BE A MAN. BUY SUNGLASSES. LOSE THEM IMMEDIATELY.” — reads like a private joke, honest and dry. It sits on a roomy black canvas, letting the message stand out while keeping the vibe low-key and effortlessly wearable. Wear it on slow mornings, road trips, or when you want to narrate your own forgetful adventures without saying a word. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle durability and polish, while the kangaroo pouch keeps hands warm and phone close. It’s built for adult wearers who prefer comfort with a wink — soft, substantial, and made to age with the moments you collect (and the sunglasses you misplace).

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and a soft hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, durable fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and storage
- DTF/DTG print options and available embroidery placements

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean