Slip into a hoodie that speaks your inner monologue with a wry, lived-in voice. This cozy pullover carries a bold, neon-style graphic reading “Anxiety Loaded — Please Stand By,” rendered like a caution sign that somehow comforts rather than alarms. The soft, medium-heavy fabric traps warmth without feeling bulky; the drawstring hood and roomy kangaroo pocket create a small, familiar nook for cold hands and racing thoughts. Wear it when you need a wry shield on busy days, during late-night study sessions, on trains, or while pacing the room and making lists. The tone is honest and quietly rebellious — it says you notice your nerves, you name them, and you keep going.

Designed for everyday wearers who want authenticity and a little dark humor in their wardrobe. The subdued palette and graphic placement read like a cozy inside joke for anyone who lives with chronic worry, social anxiety, or simply a restless mind. It layers easily under a jacket or over a tee. With optional embroidery and durable DTF sleeve/wrist prints, this hoodie will keep its message sharp wash after wash. It’s made with responsible materials and thoughtful construction that reward repeat wear.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and softness (8.0 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste.
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket.
- Durable printing options: DTG front print plus DTF sleeve/wrist and neck label prints; embroidery available.
- Classic fit with tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and compliance with safety standards.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean