A lived-in black cap that speaks in wry, honest tones. The distressed cotton twill and low-profile, 6-panel build wear in around you — softened edges, tiny frays, and a curved visor with visible stitching that reads as everyday comfortable. On the front, a compact DTF-printed patch reads “ANXIETY LOADED — PLEASE STAND BY” with a caution-icon accent, turning anxious humor into a wearable nod to the small, shared moments of coping. The hidden metal D-ring strap lets you adjust the fit without breaking the hat’s clean silhouette. Each hat’s distressing and shade vary a little, so yours will feel like it already has a history.
This cap settles into days when you want to stay low-key but human: running errands, commuting, waiting in line, or taking a slow walk to reset. It’s for people who use dry humor and subtle signals to connect — the late-night overthinkers, the coffee-line philosophers, the friends who text “you okay?” and mean it. Wear it to casual meetups, transit rides, or those in-between moments at bus stops or park benches — wherever a small, honest statement helps you breathe a little easier.
Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a soft, vintage feel
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for everyday comfort
- Distressed finish with intentional frays — each piece varies
- DTF-printed front graphic with sewn-in label
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring for adjustable fit
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
Anxiety Loaded Distressed Cap — 'Please Stand By' Vintage Warning Dad Hat
$39.99Price


