Light, honest, and a little cheeky — this tank wears the ‘Adulting Failed’ badge like a shared inside joke. The soft, medium-weight cotton drapes casually, keeping you cool during weekend chores, late-morning coffee runs, or backyard hangouts. The worn-slate print reads like a system alert: life glitched, retry tomorrow. It’s the kind of top you reach for when you want to be comfortable and human — when you’d rather laugh at the to-do list than tackle it. Comfortable armholes, a stable ribbed neckline, and a clean hem make it an easy layering piece under an open flannel or on its own during warmer days. Lightweight, unfussy, and honest — a little rebellion against the pressure to have it all together.

Product features
- 100% cotton for solid colors; blends for select heathers and neons
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Classic fit with 1x1 ribbed collar that retains shape
- Durable double-needle bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5200, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean