Carry your mood with a smirk. This sturdy tote features a grumpy, golden creature wearing a cap and holding wilted flowers, with the cheeky caption “SINGLE. STILL DISAPPOINTED.” The muted slate background and bold character art give it a slightly sardonic, comic vibe — perfect for errands, market runs, or carrying a laptop on days when you want your bag to do the talking. The roomy boxed corners and reinforced handles make it practical; the laminated interior keeps things tidy. It’s a little bit funny, a little bit honest, and built to last.

Product features
- 100% polyester medium-weight body (200 g/m²) — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying
- Reinforced double stitching on handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners for added capacity and structure
- Non-woven laminated interior with cotton handles — easy to clean and comfortable to carry
- Available in three sizes with five handle color options; size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.