Carry a little grumpy charm with you everywhere. This sturdy tote features an annoyed, cartoon critter holding a crumpled resolutions list under the headline “RESOLUTIONS? ALREADY FAILED.” The muted charcoal background lets the warm orange character and cream lettering pop. Lightweight but durable polyester holds shape and resists moisture, while boxed corners add roomy depth for groceries, books, or weekend essentials. The vibe is wry and relatable — for anyone who enjoys low-key humor and a touch of sardonic personality in their everyday carry.

Product features
- 100% medium-weight polyester body — durable and quick-drying
- Reinforced double stitching on handles for stronger load support
- Boxed corners for added interior room and structure
- Non-woven laminated interior with cotton handles; five handle color options
- Available in three sizes; size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.